assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via webdick)

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via fake-mermaid)

its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid

(via inelastics)

marina-sexual:

Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”

(Source: marinasexual, via fake-mermaid)